Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.