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Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, wife
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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has 60.02 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, sex
Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
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has 60.02 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: school
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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