What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?