Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!