Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.