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When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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