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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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