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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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