We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."