Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’