Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
Vote:
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.
The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!