When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.