When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.