When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.