When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.