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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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has 59.18 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 59.18 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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