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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, technology
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: math
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip. Why the tip and thank you, "because the man had the hiccups."
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, old people, work
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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