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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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