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A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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