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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 59.09 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: cop
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal
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