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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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