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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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