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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, health, phone
A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
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