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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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