Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!