Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him:
"Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!"
"I do not want," says the little one.
"Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful."
"I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest.
"My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow."
And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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