Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
I remember my guidance counselor.
The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
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