Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
I remember my guidance counselor.
The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
Vote:
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
