Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Which Women's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive!
1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Dinner/Dancing
5. Waffle iron
1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.
OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.
2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.
OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
OR... You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
4. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight.
OR... You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
5. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use.
OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Why are guys like microwavable meals?
They’re both done in 30 seconds.
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
"What medicine?"
"To get another look...!"
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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