A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass.
The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration.
Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?"
"No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Mary's father has 5 daughters,
1. Nana
2. Nono
3. Nini
4. Nene
What is the fifth daughters name?
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.