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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 58.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
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