Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.