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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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