Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.