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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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