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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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