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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
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