A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.