Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.