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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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