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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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