Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber.
"Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered.
So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.
Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
It was a brief case.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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