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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Phone a friend and tell them you're a doctor, and you're very, very sorry, but you did everything you could to save their... then pretend that the connection dropped out. Wait a couple beats, then give your deepest condolences. Then hang up.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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