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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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