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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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