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One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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