One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
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