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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.26 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 58.24 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.20 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.19 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beer, old people, weather
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