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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
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Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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