Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.