Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV".
He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.
Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.
She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?".
He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’