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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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