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Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.66 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did." The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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has 58.60 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: sex
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.59 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 58.59 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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