Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
A patient at the dental office where I work stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients do when they have a check to write. "Do you need a pen?" I asked, offering her mine.
"Yes, thank you," she replied. She took it, put it in her handbag, and proceeded to pay in cash.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.
One day she argued with a lion.
The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
Let's walk and talk.
You go that way.
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Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.
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