Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.