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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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