Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
(The Fast and The Furious)
It doesn't matter if you pass the semester by getting 40% or 95%.
Passing's passing.
Let's walk and talk.
You go that way.
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Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?