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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 57.53 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: cop, IT
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.51 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 57.50 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
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