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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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