Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet."
The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.