Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know.
The brunette's word is "quizzical."
The redhead's word is "sardonic."
The blonde's word is "di*k."
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”