Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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