Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.