Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.