Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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