Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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