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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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