Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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