Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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