Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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