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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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