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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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