Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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