Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.