Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.