Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.