Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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