Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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