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How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.54 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: history
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
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