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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 62.78 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 62.77 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
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