How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!