Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.