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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
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