Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.