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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 58.15 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 58.14 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 58.09 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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