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Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 58.24 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.20 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beer, old people, weather
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: work
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