If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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