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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 58.14 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 58.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 58.11 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.11 % from 626 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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