Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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