My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
First man: "I follow the medical profession."
Second man: "Are you a doctor?"
First man: "No, I'm an undertaker."
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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