Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.