"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. “Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves.” The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!” So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.