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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, college, drunk, love, school
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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