What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.
A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.
“Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman.
Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing.
In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again.
At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves.”
The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying!
You should be the happiest man in the world!”
So the old man says, “I know!
I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
No.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
No.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.
Q: Why do horny women order at Subway?
A: Footlongs.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.