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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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