Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.
They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity?
A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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