Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.