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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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