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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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