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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.38 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
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