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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Dave's wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How are ya?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." They sit and a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says, "Want your usual lap dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. His wife starts screaming at him. The cabbie turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real doozy this time, Dave!"
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: birthday, marriage, time, wife
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dating, technology, Valentines day
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, prison, redneck
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
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