Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run