What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.