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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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