What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.