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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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