What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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