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Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip. Why the tip and thank you, "because the man had the hiccups."
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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