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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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