Infinity mathematicians came to bar.
First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter...
The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.