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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 56.97 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 56.95 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: racist
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 56.93 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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has 56.93 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
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