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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 57.00 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: divorce, money
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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