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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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has 57.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?" Wife: "Nothing." Man: "But you did nothing yesterday." Wife : "I made it for two days."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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