Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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