This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.