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Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.09 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie's feet are in agony. The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear Edward say, "God, that was tight." "There," whispers the Queen to the Duke, "I told you she was a virgin." Then, to their surprise, they hear Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter." "That's my boy," says the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
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has 58.05 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: family, god, marriage, wedding
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 58.04 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.01 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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