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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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