Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
"Is it rape if it's your wife?"
"I don't think so."
"What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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