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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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