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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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