Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.