Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Wanna party with me like you just don't care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.