Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.