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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 57.01 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: gay
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: health, little Johnny, school
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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has 57.00 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 57.00 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
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