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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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