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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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