Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Vote:
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
Vote:
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.