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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.13 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
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