There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.