What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.