A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!