Best jokes ever

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, food
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris