If your girlfriend never makes you angry, she is fake. A real one acts like an evil spirit.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."