Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.