How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.