Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.