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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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