Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.