Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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