Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.