"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Yo Mama so old...
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.
Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.
'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing.
Why?'
'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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