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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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