When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.