Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.