Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.