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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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