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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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