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Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, college, school
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
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