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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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