Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.