Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.