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What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
has 56.97 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
has 56.93 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. "Sleep now, it's all right," he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, "Honey, I really need to tell you something." Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. "Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "Don't worry about it," Jake said, "I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, life, wife
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding. "Can I see your driving license?" "I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system." "Can I see your license for the vehicle?" "But it is not my car, I stole it." "Stole it?" "Right, let me think, I think I saw the permition before in the glove box when I put my gun in there." "There is a gun in the car?" "Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk." "There is a corpse in a car?" "Right, sir." After all these he calls the police chief. And soon the car gets surrounded by police. The captain approaches the driver to handle the situation. "Sir, can I see your qualification?" "Of course, ultimately, there it is." "In fact, it’s OK, and to whom does the car belong to?" "It is mine, there is my license as well." "uld you open the glove box, is there a gun inside?" "Of course, take a look, there is nothing." "Do you mind opening the trunk too? They told me that you put a body in there." "No problem, take a look." "Empty too! But I do not understand, the officer who stopped you told us that you said that you did not have a driving license, that you stole the car, that you had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk." "Oh right! I bet he told you that I was running and speeding!"
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: school
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
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