What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.