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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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