Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Never borrow money from optimists – they always expect to get it back.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!