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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Q: What is fast and crunchy? A: A rocket chip.
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