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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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