What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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