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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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