Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
Ignorance can be educated.
Crazy can be medicated.
But there is no cure for stupidity...
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"