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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, college, school
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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