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A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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