Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
getting ready to stone a prostitute that had been caught in the act. Jesus said, "Let the first stone be thrown by someone who has never sinned"
Suddenly, a rock comes flying over the crowd. Jesus turned, looks and then comments. "Mother!!"
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Q: What did the basketball say to the player?
A: Please don't shoot me.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best"
Sony 16:9
Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.