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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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