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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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