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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, “Can I buy that TV” “No” “Why not?” “Because your a blonde.” So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, “Can I buy that TV?” “No” “Why not?” “Your a blonde.” So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, “Can I buy that TV?” “No” “Why not?” “You’re a blonde” “How can you tell I’m a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!” “Because that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave!”
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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Yo mama's so fat, when someone drove by her they said "Wow, whales can walk!"
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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