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Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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