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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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