Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days