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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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