What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:
Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Yo Mama so old...
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
-How is Ruth?
-Not sure. I broke up with her last month.
-Oh no. You're so Ruthless.
-And how long have you been waiting to use that?
-I'd rather not say.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Vote:
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.