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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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