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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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