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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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