Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.