Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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