Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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