Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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