Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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