Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.