Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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