Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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