Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.