Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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