Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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