Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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