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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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