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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids. "Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully. "I am" said one. "I am" said the second. "No," the father said "their mother is!"
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A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.24 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.20 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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has 61.20 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex, wife
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 61.17 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
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