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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 56.63 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
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has 56.56 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, student, teacher
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
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