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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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