Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.