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Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 56.56 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: gay
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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