A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!