Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail.
The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail.
The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail.
So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.