A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.