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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
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