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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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