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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
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