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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak! They would automatically shut off when they weren’t being used. You wouldn’t have to wait for them to recharge after each shot. They last longer and come with a warranty. You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle. They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it. They come in fashion colors. You can keep them in maximum zoom. They come with replaceable or adjustable parts. The parts that count are portable. They don’t mind over-exposure. They respond to the slightest touch. The one you want is available at a KMART near you.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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