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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 56.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 55.98 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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