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Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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has 60.33 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: sex
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."
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has 60.26 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 60.19 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A man calls a lawyer’s office. A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’ The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s playing golf today.’ ‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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