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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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