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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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