The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot.
Everyone can catch cold.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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