Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"