Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.