What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.