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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 55.22 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, weed
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 55.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: racist
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