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Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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