Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
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