It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
Vote:
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.