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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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