There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.