Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.