First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!