What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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On a pair of boxers:
Caution!
Contains nuts.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.
Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more.
Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.
Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well!
Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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