Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis?
Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
There were three guys at a bar.
One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker.
The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said.
So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. "
As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r