Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.