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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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