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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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