Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said. So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. " As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r