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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
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