Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.