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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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