Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!