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"Sorry sir, are these plastic flowers?" "As natural!" "What? They are natural?" "No, plastic!" "But, for Christ Sake, sir! Are they natural or plastic?" "Natural plastic!"
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What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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