"Sorry sir, are these plastic flowers?"
"As natural!"
"What? They are natural?"
"No, plastic!"
"But, for Christ Sake, sir! Are they natural or plastic?"
"Natural plastic!"
What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.