This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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