Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
A blonde's car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car. The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.