Joke #8459

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
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Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
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