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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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