What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
"Professional courtesy."
There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk.
The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink.
The man leaves.
He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer.
A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before.
The man leaves. He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer.
The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar.
He leaves.
He then comes in the BACK door, comes the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him.
"I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another beer!
Get out of my bar!"
Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender and asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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