Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
Vote:
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Vote:
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."