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There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back. "You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, priest, time
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, husband
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 54.57 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.56 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 54.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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