Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.