What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand.
Coincidence?
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride.
So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest.
They start chatting and having a good time.
On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street.
The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back.
"You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
A couple walked into the supermarket.
They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted.
The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets.
He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them.
The husband looked confused again.
He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?”
The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.”
The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered.
"What?" asked the clerk.
"Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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