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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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