Best jokes ever

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

This guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and places a bottle of prescribe medication on the bar, the man sitting next to him says, "What is that?" The guy says, "These are smart pills," you take one and it makes you smarter. The half drunk man says, "Your joking aren't you? and the guy says, "No I am not." So the drunk says to the bar tender, "Give a large glass of beer." The drunk opens the bottle and takes a pill and washes it down. A few minutes later the drunk says, "I don't feel smarter." and the guy says, "Well some people require more than one pill." So the drunk takes another pill and washes it down and few minutes later he says, "I still don't feel any smarter. So the drunk says, "Hey,let me see those pills," the drunk takes a pill and smells it and says," it smells like shit and he tastes it and says, "It tastes like shit." The guy says, "See! your getting smartes allready."

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."