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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.’ Jackie Mason
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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