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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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