It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.
"Well that's not an crime", said the judge!
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Vote:
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself....
Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?