What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not?
Wife: What?
Me: An Eggnogstic.
Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
Vote:
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.