Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.