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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: math
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
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has 54.45 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, wedding, wife
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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