What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.