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There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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