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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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