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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.48 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.47 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 54.46 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia. Finally, they decide to ask the French: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The French answered: "We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure." Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The Germans answer: "We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already..." What to do? Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea. So they asked the Chinese, "When is the best time to invade Russia?" The Chinese replies: "Right now!" Russia began to build "The Strength of Siberia" pipeline, "Turkish stream", The Spaceport "Vostochny", The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic... Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, political, war, winter, work
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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