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If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 54.13 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
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