In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit.
When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram.
However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself....
Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?