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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 54.13 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: military
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 54.07 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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