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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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Lady goes to her doc. "Doc, I have quite the problem. I can't control my gas. All day long I'm farting and farting. The only good news is they are the 'silent but deadly' type. The Doc pauses for a moment and replies, "first let's get you fitted for a hearing aid."
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