What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not?
Wife: What?
Me: An Eggnogstic.
Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.