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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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A lawyer is paid £950 in new bills but, on counting the money, he discovers that two notes have stuck together and he’s been overpaid by £50. This leaves him with an ethical dilemma – should he tell his partner?
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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