Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Vote:
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered.
Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.