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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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has 54.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, disgusting
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: kids
A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding. The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!" The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!" The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady." The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law. The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt. The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt." Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up". Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?" "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK," the wife states.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, travel, wife
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it." "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?" "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator. "Hm. Well, where do you catch 'em?" "Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp." "Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, lawyer
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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