Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.