Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered.
Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."