Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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