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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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He’s donating his body to science. And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.
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