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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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