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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 52.49 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.47 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: marriage
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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