For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.