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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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