The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Toilets are like mothers-in-law:
the farther away the better.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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