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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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