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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 52.83 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
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