What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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