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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kitty
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.46 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?” Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.” The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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has 58.32 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: marriage, romantic, Valentines day
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