Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage.
"Well," his friend says, "you can always have an affair."
"I can't do that! I will always be faithful to her." the troubled man replies.
"If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won't be cheating."
The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement.
"Honey," his wife says, "that won't help our marriage.
Believe me, I already tried it."
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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