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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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