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Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.
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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.71 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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