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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Yo mama's so fat, when someone drove by her they said "Wow, whales can walk!"
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 56.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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