What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids...
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.