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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
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has 52.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: sex
I fell in love with my wife at second sight. The first time I didn’t know she had money.
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has 52.80 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I met a sista once who told me she could tell how good a brotha is in bed simply by the way he opens the door to his apartment. So, I asked her how. She said if that brotha fumbles with the keys, that means he doesn't know what he's doing. If he opens the door too quick, means he's too fast and he's a total waste of time. But if that brotha opens the door with a smooth, controlled movement, that means he's real good in bed. Then she asked me how I open the door to my apartment. I told her, "Honey, I lick the lock first."
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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