Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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