Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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