Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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