Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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