Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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