Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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