Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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