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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.
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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"! They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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