Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean?
A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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