Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the penis with a bottle. The first drunk shouts, ‘Hit it again! It just bit me!’
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.