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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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