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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
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This eighty year old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary and the wife says to her husband, " Honey lets get stark naked and sit at the dinning table and eat our dinner!" As they sat at the dinning table the wife says, "Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!" The husband says, " That is because you have your tits in the soup!"
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