Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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