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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, genie, ginger
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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