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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 50.44 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.44 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.41 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 50.40 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: gay
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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has 50.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
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