Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!