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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 49.79 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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