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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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